i swear to god I’m such a low maintenance friend like you could have not spoken to me for months and ill still be like yEAH FRIEND HI 


hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life

you can pretend i don’t exist but i still made you cum
i want this etched into my gravestone (via swiftbeat)

(Source: unclefather)


what if a ghost is screaming into your ass right now



a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.